IRMA
Old lady Irma walks the town
With her beloved pet cow.
Irma must be at least ninety by now
Nothing keeps old Irma down
Every Sunday she sits in the pew
She loves a good wad of tobacco to chew.
The muggers and thugs lose by default
Nine times Irma's been arrested for assault.
She knows judo, and also karate
She is rich from when she won the state lottery
She's not the type to sit at home doing pottery.
Old lady Irma can cuss like a sailor
She's been fooling around with the thrift shop tailor
And the cops are always trying to nail her
For not keeping her cow on a leash.
Old lady Irma smokes pot,
Those are the facts
Claims it helps her cataracts.
She rides a motorcycle when she's feeling wild
And dresses like a flower child.
A wizened wonder of a woman
Old lady Irma walks the town,
Nothing keeps old Irma down.
-Bruce Potts
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