NO ONE'S DONE A BETTER JOB

NO ONE'S DONE A BETTER JOB

The bodies pile up in the hall.
But no one's done a better job than you.
The writing it is on the wall,
Yet no one's done a better job than you.

The doctors need more PPE,
But no one's done a better job than you,
It's reckless ingenuity,
That no one's done a better job than you.

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho,
To the podium you go
With your pack of lies 
And your pouty eyes,
No one's done a better job than you.

The nurses need more ventilators,
Those nasty little instigators,
The American press,
A fake and inconvenient mess.
Just because you say it, we know it must be true.
And no one's done a better job than you.

Those who disagree are banished,
Kicked from your kingdom like soccer balls,
Soon it will be Ivanka you call,
To rescue your sorry ass,
You sniveling snake in the grass.

You prescribe a drug because what could it hurt?
No one's done a better job than you.
When you should defer to Fauci and Birx.
No one's done a better job than you.

You play it all for politics,
No one's done a better job than you,
Meanwhile the clock of death it ticks,
And no one's done a better job than you.

No one does it quite like you,
It will soon disappear into the blue,
Poof says the magician Trump.
Why can't you just take your lumps,
You and your alibis,
You and your careless lies.

Here's hoping in November,
Sleepy Joe will have your hide,
We will all come to our senses,
Vote you out with pride.

The bodies pile up in the hall,
But no one's done a better job than you.
The writing it is on the wall,
Yet no one's done a better job than you.
No, no one does a snow job quite like you.

-Bruce Potts
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