ELON MUSK IS WATCHING YOU

ELON MUSK IS WATCHING YOU

Careful what you say or do,

For Elon Musk is watching you,

From the keyhole of his keyboard.

He looks at you and smirks

Trusty chainsaw by his side

He conducts his dirty works.

He's slashing here, slashing there,

In fact he's slashing everywhere 

Scientists and soldiers, Medicaid and Medicare

He answers to no one but The Donald, Mr. Trump

Elected in part by Elon's cash and speeches on the stump.

Elon he is quick to lay intentions on the line.

He has quickly learned to be quite concerned with how you spend your time

He'll have your job if you don''t comply, and list your bullet points of five, 

Tell him your accomplishments and prove your inner worth,

To illustrate that you deserve to walk his precious earth,

To breathe the hallowed air he breathes and to believe what he believes

It gives him pure unbridled bliss, to get up in your business.

Are you fit to drive a Tesla, do you know your place

Or are you just a relic taking up precious space. 

Musk the de facto President was not even elected.

But that doesn't stop him from being protected

By the orange clown and criminal who occupies the White House

Together they conspire to pour fuel upon the fire,

A cunning conflagration that cannot be doused.

Yet it's become quite clear to see, they're ruining the economy.

By slashing with a chainsaw, the hope and promise of it all.

Though you probably don't believe it's true,

Both Musk and Trump are stalking you.

Musk wears a sporty MAGA cap perched high upon his head, 

Has fathered fourteen children some with gals he never wed

One kid who dared rudely tell the President to shut up,

To say in just a quiet inkling what most of us were only thinking.

Wiping snot from his nose on the President's desk,

While Musk appeared to suffer the child and ignore the holy mess.

So go your way and live your life with your husband or your wife,

Cover up your keyholes, as the sun sets purple in the sky,

Watch the birds that circle, so graceful as they fly

Just know he's out there, chainsaw ready, no matter what you do, 

As darkness falls upon the land, Elon Musk is watching you.

-Bruce Potts   

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