Showing posts with label Art Buchwald. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art Buchwald. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

NOT DEAD YET

NOT DEAD YET

Just like Buchwald in the hospice bed, no captive to my fate,
My demise is a well kept surprise, it has no fixed or scheduled date.
It actually will suit me fine, for you to mourn me ahead of time,
And toast my life with a gusto that I shan't soon forget.
I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere, I'm not dead yet.

Like an overachiever who perseveres and will not quit,
I go for broke, I just won't croak, not even just a little bit.
Unlike the hallowed heavenly host, I refuse to just give up the ghost,
And will not go gently into that good eve,
For I am on this journey sweet that I just refuse to leave.
Hell, no, I won't go, is my answer to the bogeyman.
I'm like Barack Obama, my motto's yes, I can.
And like some old and worn guitar, down to its last fret,
I still can croon a merry tune, I'm not dead yet.

Here is the most chilling thing, for me death has no horrid sting,
It's just I have a certain style, a certain grace, a certain bling.
A certain kind of passion for a certain sense of fashion.
I like bright colors, eschew the black, and somehow I keep coming back.
Back for more like a wave on the shore that cannot be refused,
Like a book that demands a second look, that yearns to be perused.
Death carries no stigma, for me it's merely an enigma,
I'll fly through the heavens like a seasoned vet.
Yet I'm here, there and everywhere, and not dead yet.

Just like Buchwald in the hospice bed, not filled with horror or with dread,
I just don't have the time right now to be the least bit dead.
So to any and all enemies, though I hope I don't have many,
To put an end to my regime, you're going to have to really scheme,
Come up with something really rash, perhaps a little brash.
Some mad and brilliant caper, a boulder from a skyscraper.
A brick to hit me in the noggin' or a vicious sort of floggin'.
Some strange and twisted torture that I will not soon forget,
For now I'll smile and enjoy the meanwhile, not dead yet.

-Bruce Potts
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